Table of Contents for Inseminating the Elephant


Virtue Is the Best Helmet
3(1)
Found Object
4(2)
Rebuttal
6(1)
``Dona''
7(1)
A Romance
8(2)
Notes from My Apprenticeship
10(15)
Two of the Furies
25(1)
Juarez
26(2)
Incubus
28(2)
First Epistle of Lucia to Her Old Boyfriends
30(1)
Raised Not by Wolves
31(1)
Amphicar
32(2)
Job Site, 1967
34(2)
Wormhole Theory
36(2)
Avoidance Behavior
38(2)
Postcard from Florida
40(2)
Transcendentalism
42(2)
Final Leap
44(2)
January /Macy's/The Bra Event
46(1)
Odor Ode
47(1)
Viagra
48(2)
The Van with the Plane
50(2)
Snowstorm with Inmates and Dogs
52(2)
Early Cascade
54(1)
Twenty-five Thousand Volts per Inch
55(2)
Tsunami Museum, Hilo
57(2)
Driving Home from the Conference like a Pill with a Thousand People Inside
59(1)
The Garbo Cloth
60(1)
In addition to the rattling of cellophane
61(1)
A Pedantry
62(1)
Four Red Zodiacs
63(2)
Martha
65(2)
Breaking News
67(1)
For the First Crow with West Nile Virus to Arrive in Our State
68(1)
Not Winter
69(2)
Love Swing
71(2)
Altered Beast
73(1)
Motorola
74(2)
On the Chehalis River
76(1)
Number One
77(2)
Bert Wilson Plays Jim Pepper's ``Witchi-Tai-To'' at the Midnight Sun
79(2)
Accidental Dismemberment
81(2)
Inseminating the Elephant
83(2)
For the Mad Cow in Tenino
85(1)
Garfield's Dream
86(1)
Sylvia Plath's Hair
87(2)
Trade Surplus
89(4)
About the Author 93