| Prologue |
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1 | (64) |
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Smitus ("On Natural Disasters") |
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49 | (10) |
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Corrections ("On Errata") |
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59 | (6) |
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65 | (50) |
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Jewed ("On the Chosen People") |
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95 | (10) |
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Glossy Ones ("On Celebrities") |
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105 | (10) |
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115 | (46) |
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Sell-A-Thonians ("On America") |
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133 | (8) |
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Facts ("On Unsolved Mysteries") |
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141 | (10) |
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151 | (10) |
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The Gospel According To Dad |
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161 | (72) |
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207 | (8) |
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215 | (12) |
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Effusions ("On My Favorite Things") |
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227 | (6) |
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233 | (28) |
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Hindus ("... and Other Heathens") |
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247 | (10) |
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Fallopians ("On Abortion") |
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257 | (4) |
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1,400 Years Of Sanctitude |
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261 | (64) |
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309 | (8) |
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Romance ("On Sex, Love, and Marriage") |
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317 | (8) |
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325 | (35) |
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360 | (3) |
| Acknowledgments |
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363 | (2) |
| Photo Credits |
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365 | (2) |
| Index |
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367 | |