Table of Contents for Last Testament : A Memoir by God


Prologue ix
Againesis
1(64)
Smitus ("On Natural Disasters")
49(10)
Corrections ("On Errata")
59(6)
Reduxodus
65(50)
Jewed ("On the Chosen People")
95(10)
Glossy Ones ("On Celebrities")
105(10)
Semiticus
115(46)
Sell-A-Thonians ("On America")
133(8)
Facts ("On Unsolved Mysteries")
141(10)
Games ("On Sports")
151(10)
The Gospel According To Dad
161(72)
Fillemin ("Godlibs")
207(8)
Pleader ("On Prayer")
215(12)
Effusions ("On My Favorite Things")
227(6)
Koranicles
233(28)
Hindus ("... and Other Heathens")
247(10)
Fallopians ("On Abortion")
257(4)
1,400 Years Of Sanctitude
261(64)
Collations ("Recipes")
309(8)
Romance ("On Sex, Love, and Marriage")
317(8)
Revelation
325(35)
Pre-Misinterpretations
360(3)
Acknowledgments 363(2)
Photo Credits 365(2)
Index 367