CONTENTS
1. Franny's House
2. Fleas and Thank You
3. Good Whelp Is Hard to Find
4. Life's Ruff
5. What Could Be Verse?
6. Franny's Valentine-Poem Generator
7. Drawing Conclusions
8. Cupid Is as Cupid Does
9. Pink. Cute. I'm Going to Be Sick.
10. Working Like a Dog
11. That's the Way the Ball Bounces
12. Hey Meister, Watch the Keister
13. The Holiday Is Upon Us
14. Love Hurts
15. Love Is a Battlefield
16. The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round
17. Mom Always Says to Wear Your Helmet (When You Become Gigantic and Skateboard on a School Bus)
18. Nope. Not Tacos.
19. It's Mad Science Time
20. Udder Madness
21. LGMS Seeks ULD (Little Girl Mad Scientist Seeks Ugly Little Dog)
22. It Mutts Be Love
23. And That's That