| Introduction |
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This isn't a typical introduction. Start here first! |
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Learning how to date-and to hate dating-again |
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You are a: woman seeking man |
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Two hundred dollars for dinner and a roadside flare of weed |
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Online dating sites are broken |
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You are a: man seeking woman |
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In which I outsmarted the algorithms |
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10 You're a 5-Apatow, 5-Seinfeld |
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What the popular girls know |
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Subtlety wasn't my strong suit |
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What happened next, and the other side of my story |
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Answers to everything you were wondering. (And a diatribe on the musical genius of George Michael) |
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| Acknowledgments |
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