Table of Contents for Bossypants


Introduction 3(6)
Origin Story
9(4)
Growing Up and Liking It
13(10)
All Girls Must Be Everything
23(10)
Delaware County Summer Showtime!
33(22)
That's Don Fey
55(14)
Climbing Old Rag Mountain
69(12)
Young Men's Christian Association
81(20)
The Windy City, Full of Meat
101(12)
My Honeymoon, or A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again Either
113(18)
The Secrets of Mommy's Beauty
131(16)
Remembrances of Being Very Very Skinny
147(2)
Remembrances of Being a Little Bit Fat
149(2)
A Childhood Dream, Realized
151(18)
Peeing in Jars with Boys
169(12)
I Don't Care If You Like It
181(4)
Amazing, Gorgeous, Not Like That
185(20)
Dear Internet
205(6)
30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents
211(36)
Sarah, Oprah, and Captain Hook
247(48)
There's a Drunk Midget in My House
295(10)
A Celebrity's Guide to Celebrating the Birth of Jesus
305(12)
Juggle This
317(8)
The Mother's Prayer for Its Daughter
325(4)
What Turning Forty Means to Me
329(2)
What Should I Do with My Last Five Minutes?
331(12)
Acknowledgments 343