Table of Contents for Bossypants


Introduction 3(4)
Origin Story
7(4)
Growing Up and Liking It
11(8)
All Girls Must Be Everything
19(8)
Delaware County Summer Showtime!
27(18)
That's Don Fey
45(12)
Climbing Old Rag Mountain
57(10)
Young Men's Christian Association
67(14)
The Windy City, Full of Meat
81(8)
My Honeymoon, or A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again Either
89(14)
The Secrets of Mommy's Beauty
103(12)
Remembrances of Being Very Very Skinny
115(2)
Remembrances of Being a Little Bit Fat
117(2)
A Childhood Dream, Realized
119(14)
Peeing in Jars with Boys
133(10)
I Don't Care If You Like It
143(4)
Amazing, Gorgeous, Not Like That
147(16)
Dear Internet
163(6)
30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents
169(28)
Sarah, Oprah, and Captain Hook
197(40)
There's a Drunk Midget in My House
237(8)
A Celebrity's Guide to Celebrating the Birth of Jesus
245(10)
Juggle This
255(6)
The Mother's Prayer for Its Daughter
261(4)
What Turning Forty Means to Me
265(2)
What Should I Do with My Last Five Minutes?
267(10)
Acknowledgments 277