Table of Contents for Geektastic : Stories from the Nerd Herd


Editors' Note viii
Once You're a Jedi, You're a Jedi All the Way 1
Holly Black and Cecil Castellucci
Comic: Top Five Words or Phrases You Need to Know in Klingon
19
One of Us 21
Tracy Lynn
Comic: How to Tell If Your Dice Are Lucky or Unlucky
53
Definitional Chaos 55
Scott Westerfeld
Comic: I Totally Shouldn't Post This, But...
79
I Never 81
Cassandra Clare
Comic: How to Look Cool and Not Drool in Front of Your Favorite Author
113
The King of Pelinesse 115
M.T. Anderson
Comic: How to Identify...the Living Dead
139
The Wrath of Dawn 141
Cynthia and Greg Leitich Smith
Comic: How to Cheat Like a Nerd
153
Quiz Bowl Antichrist 155
David Levithan
Comic: How to Cosplay with Common Household Objects
183
The Quiet Knight 185
Garth Nix
Comic: What Your Instrument Says About You
199
Everyone But You 201
Lisa Yee
Comic: What to Remember When Going to a Convention
221
Secret Identity 223
Kelly Link
Comic: What Your Lunch Table Status Means
271
Freak the Geek 273
John Green
Comic: How to Hook Up at the Science Fair
285
The Truth About Dino Girl 287
Barry Lyga
Comic: Theater Types
317
This Is My Audition Monologue 319
Sara Zarr
Comic: The Best Ways to Stay Awake for Gaming
331
The Stars at the Finish Line 333
Wendy Mass
Comic: What Kind of Geek Are You?
361
It's Just a Jump to the Left 363
Libba Bray