Annotations for How to Be a Zombie : The Essential Guide for Anyone Who Craves Brains
Baker & Taylor
A whimsical reference for the newly undead counsels apprentice zombies on everything from zombie personality types and passing for a human to pairing the correct music with brain eating and the truth about celebrity zombies.
Random House, Inc.
So you're a zombie. What now? Slow down -- and flesh out the life of the mindless with this essential guide for the newly undead.
The vacant stare, the shambling gait, the sense that you're falling apart -- adjusting to "life" as a zombie takes a little getting used to. And what's with the sudden obsession with brains? Time to get your outstretched hands on this comprehensive handbook spelling out all things z-o-m-b-i-e.
* identify your zombie archetype, figure out if you're dating a zombie, and savor the joy of brains (or alternative foods when necessary)
* learn how to "pass" among the living, brush up on zombie fashion and etiquette, discover decor for the decaying, and check out some awesome tunes to eat brains by
* explore zombies in literature, films, and novels -- and learn the truth about rumored celebrity zombies
* attention span getting shorter? Enjoy mini graphic novels on how to evade zombie hunters, take a zombie road trip, and"who do that voodoo"
* and much, much more guaranteed to make a trendy -- if creepy and vacuous -- creature proud!